Wednesday, June 26, 2013

10 Interesting People You Can Meet On Craigslist (but probably shouldn't)


10.  Do U Longed 2 Be Owned By A Strong Man & Made 2 Dress In Sexy Outfits? - 31 (Dominant/Submissive(No BBWs Please)

(Please, I am not attracted to women who are overweight. There's a million guys who are, so don't hold that against me. No Big Beautiful Women. Thank you ladies.)

Hey there Princess..

So I'd like you to reach out to me and introduce yourself if you find that you're attracted to the stronger, more dominant types, and you prefer the man to be in charge and to lord over you in a selfless, honorable, loving manner(very few men are mature and developed enough to do this properly, yes, very true).


Some women love to be owned. Not many nowadays mind you, but there is a small percentage that do. They love to be man-handled and groped like little gorgeous pieces of meat and they love to doll themselves up as such for their brooding masculine beast. They need to be forced to obey and to be dominated by his masculinity and demanding nature.

It's really very similar to the old black and white movies with Cagney, Bogart, Hayden and all those lovely dolls they courted. They were man's men. Not because they tried to be. They simply were cut of that particular cloth.

As I myself happen to be..

And I require the proper female counterpart to complete the circle. Just as they did. I need the right "dame". The right "broad".


I'm white, tall, muscular, from the east coast, intimidating looking, but also surprisingly very sensitive and emotionally available. I balance my intensity with my soft side and very few men who are rough around the edges can say the same.

I'm looking for a girlfriend, not a hook-up. I don't sleep around and I take matters of the heart very seriously. As should you.


Respond with a face and body pic, and tell me why you're a traditional woman and why you feel we could be a match.

A pic alone is going to do nothing, so don't you dare get lazy on me. I am an intellectual along with being a brute, and I need to feel you through your words for you to be in any way attractive. The picture matters, but this is a higher league here than the empty shallow side of the LA dating pool. I need deeper stimulation.

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And you will be made to wear heels and very form-fitting outfits.

And you will be made to do what you are told.

And you will be loved like you have never felt before.

Hope to hear.

-Dom
  • Location: Dominant/Submissive(No BBWs Please
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

9. ITS TIME TO COME HOME - 44 (CRESCENT)

SAYING ALL IM SAYING PAST IS PAST ITS TIME TO COME HOME MY HIGHSCHOOL SWEETHEART TIME IS SLIPPING AWAY YOUR NOT HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT,I STILL LOVE YOU
  • Location: CRESCENT
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

8. Attractive cwby seeks Cwgrl 4 casual dating & LTR (OKC, edmond area's)

give this lonely cwby at heart a chance to see what chemistry if any will be fer us!! Lets GET R DONE!!! lol
PS- Sorry this ad is so long, But I wanted to cover all boundaries to hopefully find the RIGHT WOMAN FER ME.
  • Location: OKC, edmond area's
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

7. Lookin for someone to love - 20 (Norman)

So, as the title states, I am a good guy. Wont judge you based on the past, present, or future. I got a job, and a car. Im livin with my parents until I can get a place or a room mate. Which is hopefully soon. I dont mind bigger girls. I look past the exterior into the inner beauty of someone. If we click then my heart will be yours. I can be really trustworthy if someone gets my heart. I would love to meet your friends, family, anyone. Im not hated very easily. Im 6'3, 240 lbs. I can pierce to an extent. There are just a couple places I wont pierce because of the injury that could lead from them. I pierced myself a few (lots) times so I know that I am not fucking up anyones body thanks to my uncertified self. IF you would like to get to know me. Feel free to email me, no pic no reply unless I like what the first email has to say. the pic is one a my tatts. I really hope to hear from someone soon, Will you be the one I can say, I love you when the time is right?


6. lets drink,pop bars and get zippy and then sum (Norman/Moore)

Seeking that someone special that wants to get let with me...Start with some misxed drinks or iced cold beer,bit o the 4 2 0,,,say hello to the z bar,,and finally dessert,,,ice cream for 2,,after that,,let the fun start,,no games,,drama or attitudes,,,lets have fun,,get to know each other,,explore our sensual passions together,,get that connection ,,,pic for pic,,put lets get zippy so I know you are real,tats and piercings a def plus,,and Boondock Saints and SOA fans ,,hell yeah
  • Location: Norman/Moore
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

5. LET'S GET YOU PREGNANT (Oklahoma City)

This is NOT a joke. I will get your pregnant ASAP. Even if it takes a few times. :-)

MUST be of LEGAL AGE, and DRUG and DISEASE FREE. YOU HOST.

Put "Baby Mama" in the subject line and you MUST send 2 OR MORE PHOTOS of YOURSELF, your NAME, PHONE NUMBER, and YOUR AGE in your response so that I know that you are serious.

If you don't do that I WILL NOT reply to your email. 
  • Location: Oklahoma City
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

4. Men who love children

 Looking for a pregnant GF - 39 (Oklahoma)

Looking for a woman who is expecting, alone and wants a man in her life to make her feel needed and wanted and to help when her baby comes along. I love kids, but don't have any, but want them badly. If you're lonely and preg and want a mature guy in your life, hit me up!
  • Location: Oklahoma
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

3. Gothic Chick - 22 (South OKC)

Who the hell doesn't like gothic women. Black clothes, wicked style, tattoos, gages, and sinister thoughts? Haha. I certainly do. I'm 22 and like a women who likes art, or writes, maybe exercising together, watches horror flicks, 420, and of course has that dark style. Ages 20-30 please. Race does not matter. I have 00 gages, tattoos, black hair, pale skin 'cause I work at night, I'm 5'9'' tall, and weigh 165lbs. Picture please, and so I know you are seriously a real person, post the color of your lighter in the subject title. -MCL-

Side note: "Pale, 'cause I work at night"??

2. Im looking for a new female slave for a possible LTR - 27 (OKC)

Im looking for a new female slave for a possible long term relationship, you must be submissive and have a sense of humor. Age& race is not important just be over 18yrs old. you will be used for whatever I see fit. if this is something that interest you respond with the words MASTER DAVID in the subject. PLEASE DO NOT WASTE MY TIME or yours. Also your response must include pics, contact info and a reason as to why I should choose you. do not be sacred if you are new to the lifestyle I am more than willing to help you grow into something more beautiful.. Im a 27 year old hispanic Male I was born in colombia. I work as a consultant. on my free time I like to go to the park and work out 4 a couple hours or simply just play soccer, and on weekends I like to go clubbing AGAIN DO NOT WASTE MY TIME!!!!!!.

1. Looking for live in Maid (Norman)

Looking for woman to share my one bedroom apt. no need to bring any furniture just personal stuff. Free for the right woman.

  • Location: Norman
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

This may be the most honest man on the internet. 


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